may! 26. QA @ Brainium. They/Them.
me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit
my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was
me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter
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*me reaping* i know i for sure did not sow this much no way all this was me
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what if i came back to tumblr
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when you accidently beat off for the fourth time in one day
gwynn I distinctly remember you telling me the most you could jerk off in a day was like 2 times
Pushing yourself beyond your limits is what it means to be super saiyan
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